A man is driving down a deserted stretch of
highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says
"SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES". He thinks it was
just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second
thought.
Soon, he sees another sign which
says "SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES" and realises
that these signs are for real.
When he drives past a third sign
saying "SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT" his
curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking
lot is a sombre stone building with a small sign next to the door
reading "SISTERS OF MERCY". He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The
door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks "What may we
do for you, my son?" He answers "I saw your signs along the highway,
and was interested in possibly doing business". "Very well, my son.
Please follow me".
He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door,
and tells the man "Please knock on this door". He does as he is told
and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit and holding a
tin cup. This nun instructs "Please place $50 in the cup, then go
through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway".
He gets $50 out of his wallet
and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall
and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door
locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing
another small sign: GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE
SISTERS OF MERCY.
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