Guy A: What would you do for five million dollars?
Guy B: The list of things I wouldn't do is much shorter than the list of things I would do.
Guy A: What would you do for five hundred thousand dollars?
Guy C: My list is the same for both amounts.
I'm just sitting down watching this exchange take place and thinking there's a joke in there somewhere.
A V.P.(jerk) at a company that I worked for years ago asked what I'd do if I won 5 million in the lottery.
ReplyDeleteMy response. "I'd write you a check for a million, and if you EVER got up off the floor, you could cash it." We never talked after that.